I work in the Emergency Department of a hospital. This morning a man came up to the desk, and after briefly describing his symptoms he said:

Come to think of it, there's nothing that 100 pounds of liposuction, a new liver, and a career change wouldn't cure.

I laughed for about five minutes, then I cried because of my own consumerist, materialist, hedonist mentality.

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